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Poke me, I slap you.
Slap me, I kick you.
Kick me, I punch you.
Punch me, run for your life you poor little child.
I’m an overly hyper teenager who can get sugar high off of water. I’m the type of person who will laugh at a joke even if I don’t get it, or just nod through a whole conversation cause I’m to busy daydreaming to actually listen. I’m a high school student(finally), I pretty much make it through the day because of my friends. I have a lot of friends but my two best pals are Emmy and panda. We do a lot of crazy stuff together, I once even snorted a pixie stick (it burned). Unlike most people I have absolutely no sense of embarrassment which means I tend to embarrass people without realizing it. I’m brutally honest no matter who it is. To be as simple as possible I’m a conceited, obnoxious bitch, I have a crazy pms, I love guys, cannibals, vampires and my friends ( who for some reason choose to be seen with me). I also have a short fuse, meaning I will get mad at the drop of a hat and that won’t be pretty. I hate being lied to and betrayed. Crying is very rare for me so unless you’re my family or closest friends you better not make me cry or you’ll regret it. I also don’t believe in crying over guys it’s the biggest waste of tears- unless he died then its ok- but other than that no guys should ever be worth it. I hate when people stutter, or just repeat a sentence a bazillion times when no one actually gives a crap! I hate tranquility, there has to be noise, I prefer crowded areas but then again I was born and raised in new York, its not that I don’t like NJ I just hate the fucking preps and people who can’t think for themselves.
I love anime, because lets face it anime guys are so much hotter. My favorite animes are death note, naruto, host club, bleach, bokura ga ita, chrono crusade, winter cicada, zero no stukaima, and a hell of a lot more, oh and basically any anime that has yaoi- cause that’s hot. I also live for my Zune (MP3 player) without it I will literally die, I mean can you even imagine a day without it, it’s my baby. I love my laptop- when i’m out of school cause then no blockers. My favorite food is sushi I can eat it any time of the day and never get sick of it, its god.
I’m also a guy freak- cause face it they are the shit. I’m pretty picky about who I will date. Preferably he would have to have some brains as well, he can’t be too muscular because that would be gross. It would be awesome if he was as crazy as me and just plain awesome- also not afraid of what people think- I don’t want him to have freckles either. A tattoo would be great and maybe a piercing- in the ear anywhere else would be gross- but most importantly he has to treat my friends properly because if you mess with them ill kill you. I’m also a sucker for the badass types- no popular guys- mainly outcasts. I also believe in love at first site. Another thing is i’m not into the whole romantic idea but a walk on the beach does sound nice but a simple movie and dinner date s fine by me. I would also like to have kids preferably 2 girls, but I don’t really care.
-A pairing should be more than stick-them-together-cus-they-look-cute or stick-them-together-because-they're-female-&-male.
-Love isn't given on a "deserve" basis.
-Relationships are not always happy bubbly joy packets of sugar.
As you’ve probably guessed i’m not exactly in the popular group, one of the reasons is everyone is afraid of me thinking i’m a cannibal, what a bunch of retards. I hate the preppy people, especially the popular people who can’t understand even the simplest of literature, so the only reason they get by is because they are sluts. I hate posers and people who basically change themselves just to get attention. I also hate the dumb guys who think they are all that but are really dumbshits.
My goal is to become a surgeon because dissecting things is fun. I’m going to vacation in Japan, Italy, Norway, Sweden, England, Ireland, Scotland, Thailand, and pretty much everywhere else imaginable. ..
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